Typically when a couple gets married they know far more about each other than what most people let on to everyone else. There is just one problem... here at Insightful Accountant we are already 'hitched' to 100 of the finest ProAdvisors 'in the world' and we don't know nearly enough, or as much as we want to, about each of you.
That's why Mollie, our Editor-in-General, IA's Official Social Media Enthusiast, and Protector of the Writing Realm, has been sending you love letters asking for you to share all your most 'not so secret' history of life, liberty and pursuit of monetary gain for everyone to read. And what has been your reply? Well its been far from conceding! In fact, she and I are both wondering if you have all scheduled appointments with an attorney to start the process of divorcing yourselves from the Top 100, that's how 'tight lipped' you are.
I can count on one hand (with my fingers shaking) the number of this year's Top 100 members who have 'anteed up' with their editorial contributions. It's like 'pulling eye teeth' to get you people to tell us something about yourselves, I think you must all be expecting to enter politics so you are trying to keep your skeletons in the closet.
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet you'd best take it out and teach it to dance." - George Bernard Shaw (or better yet, teach it to write - Murph)
Take it from me, we ARE going to write something about you even if you don't tell us what to write...we will just make-up all kinds of nonsense and put it in print if you don't hurry up and come to your senses and send us the skinny about yourselves. And if you can't tell by now I am 'very good' at making up nonsense!
Just think of this assignment like 'show-n-tell' in Kindergarten. You are the show, now tell!
So now I have to apologize to those of you who haven't yet gotten their official invitation to the party because Mollie is a little behind, but never fear, Mollie will be sending your summons in the weeks to come.
As for the rest of you, we will be seeking 'custody of that Top 100 badge' if we end up heading to divorce court.